Then Jurgis sent this to me. I think at least a couple of my contacts here will appreciate it ; )
This morning I went to sign my four dogs up for welfare.Disclaimer: (why do I feel I need one anyway?) The joke above is not aimed at anyone on welfare. I have seen first-hand both ends of the welfare spectrum... the deserving and the most-definitely-not deserving. I thought it was funny. So there!
At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare".
So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no clue who their daddies are.
They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My dogs get their first checks Friday.
Besides, I needed the humour. I've been stressing and fussing all day about lesson plans for a very, very, very unpleasant class : ( This is one soul-destroying class. One of us has to give... and I suspect it will be me.
I'm off to do Katey and Riete's quiz and find more funny videos to watch... or perhaps I should give some attention to those lessons.
Procrastination won out!